Ranger Jack had been wanting to see a Sasquatch for years. Every time he hiked through the deep pine forests, he searched for giant footprints, broken branches, or any strange signs that something mysterious was nearby. One quiet morning, while checking a remote trail, he finally found one sitting on a bench—with a small radio in its huge hand.
Jack could hardly believe his eyes. Excited, Jack called his partner to tell her what he had seen. But his partner only made fun of him.
“A Sasquatch with a radio?” he said. “Now I know you’ve been in the woods too long.”